kyle kershner -

I'm going to the Akron Art Museum tomorrow morning to check out the Norman Rockwell exhibit. I'm not very excited about it but I'm sure it'll be cool. If this had been here about six years ago I guarantee you I would be shittin' my undies right now. The Ohio Cartoon Research Library had a HUGE Milton Caniff show a few months ago, but I don't read the paper often and missed it. I grieved for weeks.

Today, the company that owns me had it's Christmas Luncheon. What kind of company has a luncheon instead of a party with rivers of alcohol and naked girls? If I worked for lawyers I would have all of that! OK, OK, the girls wouldn't be naked but I'm confident the amount of booze would be abundant! There would probably even be trashbags filled with coke and complementary dollar bills pre-rolled into tubes to help you snort your share. Pssst, I don't do coke...or drink (ha! I'm lying about that one)...or have sex...but I do some wild stuff to internet vixens.

Has anyone seen the Joy Division movie, CONTROL?!? It was cool but I'm even more excited about the documentary which should be hitting cool theaters near you whenever. And, speaking of movies...that Speed Racer trailer is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!